So, just what is Winkleberry Pie...

Winkleberry Pie is not a dessert...it's nothing you can see, smell, or hold.

There is no set "definition" of Winkleberry Pie...but rest assured, you've tasted it.

Some taste it often, some taste it on occcasion. You could be eating a big fat slice right now.

Winkleberry Pie is anything that happens that sucks. From something major like wrecking your car or losing your job, to the small slice of Winkleberry Pie that comes when you get shot down asking a girl to dance at the club, or when you spill wine on your favorite shirt.

When's the last time you've had Winkleberry Pie?